i don't like sucking hair
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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