I'm eating all of the evidence.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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