the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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