It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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