I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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