Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Everything about him screamed your future.
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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