There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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