its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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