i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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