i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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