i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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