they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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