Too much gin, very little bucket
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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