He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Is Oprah even human
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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