S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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