So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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