Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
A+ Viking dick
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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