i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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