the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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You. Win. At. Life.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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