i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
