Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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