You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we made out on top of his cat.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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