Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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