It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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