just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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