Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It's never too late to be topless.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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