Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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