Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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