covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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