yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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