The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
operation harelip BJ is a go
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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