Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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