hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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