We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
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If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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