Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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