Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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