fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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