I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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