just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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