You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
