Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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