Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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