When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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