yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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