my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
