Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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