For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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