He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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