I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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