I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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