I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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