Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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