READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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