I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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