Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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