You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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